Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ear; do you have an infection?
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
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Kid comes home from 1st day at school. Mum asks, 'What did you learn today?' Kid replies, 'Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.'
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Pupil: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not
Pupil: Good, because I didn't do my homework
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There is one person in our district who is all about “No Child Left Behind”
Who’s that?
The bus driver
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*What kinds of tests do they give student witches?
Hex-aminations
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Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?
Pupil: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
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The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said ..."I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking."
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When you are a teacher,
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Dean of Studies
Sunbridge Institute of
English
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