Teacher Humor!

I thought I’d bring you a little teacher humor today!

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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ear; do you have an infection?
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
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Kid comes home from 1st day at school. Mum asks, 'What did you learn today?' Kid replies, 'Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.'
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Pupil: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not
Pupil: Good, because I didn't do my homework
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 There is one person in our district who is all about “No Child Left Behind”
 Who’s that?
 The bus driver
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*What kinds of tests do they give student witches?
Hex-aminations
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Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?
Pupil: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
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The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said ..."I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking."
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When you are a teacher, you run into all kinds of humorous situations. But teaching is very gratifying, too. If you have ever thought you’d like to try your hand at teaching, I am here to tell you that nowadays, with full color textbooks, teachers manuals, student books, workbooks, wall posters, DVDs and a host of other support material, teaching is a piece of cake.

Teaching overseas is a good way to break into teaching as well because you don’t need a teaching degree. Just a degree in any discipline and a TESOL Certificate (Teaching English to Speakers of Other Languages). If you already have a degree, we can get you a TESOL Certificate in about a month. Ours is well-recognized around the world and it won’t cost you an arm and a leg either.

Click here to find out how you could be teaching in a foreign country in just over a month!

Dr. Robert W. Taylor

Dean of Studies

Sunbridge Institute of English

Schools are hiring now!

Hi!

Virtually every non English-speaking country needs qualified English teachers and they are hiring NOW! . Scroll down to a new list of teaching jobs around the world.

If you are new to teaching, be ready to accept a teaching post in a country even if it is not your first choice. Once you have experience, you can be more selective. The main thing is be flexible in the beginning and build experience.

Below are some of the thousands of current jobs. These are from one source. There are many such sources. When you register for our TESOL course, we will show you where to find teaching positions:

Here are the latest teaching jobs from around the world as of August 12, 2013. Bear in mind that this represents only a small portion of all the jobs out there.

Current Database Status (country/jobs):
Australia[1], Cambodia[1], Chile[1], China[47], Czech Republic[5], Estonia[2], France[4], Germany[5], Greece[1], Hong Kong[5], Indonesia[9], Ireland[2], Italy[15], Japan[1], Kazakhstan[2], Libya[1], Malaysia[1], Morocco[1], Oman[3], Poland[7], Portugal[1], Russian Federation[17], Saudi Arabia[12], Singapore[1], Slovakia[1], South Korea[5], Spain[45], Taiwan[1], Thailand[1], Tunisia[1], Turkey[6], Ukraine[1], United Kingdom[52], Vietnam[8], Worldwide[18]

There couldn't be a better time to get started than right now! You could be teaching in one of these countries within a few weeks. Some of our students are hired even before they complete their TESOL course and we are delighted to forward their certificate to their new school!

All it takes is a degree and a TESOL certificate . Most schools will even reimburse your airfare! WAIT! No degree? Contact us through our web site! We can help you! Go to our web site and get started today on a course that will change your life very quickly! Jobs are tough to get at home. Not so overseas. All you need is a willingness to accept other cultures, a degree in any discipline and our TESOL certificate.  

New Teaching Jobs as of July 29, 2013

Here are the latest overseas teaching jobs from around the globe. If you are stuck in a rut at home...want to add some excitement in your life...need some international experience on your resume or want to travel and see a new part of the world, teaching is a great way to do it all. Better yet...you get paid!
 
Azerbaijan[1], Cambodia[1], Chile[1], China[51], Czech Republic[4], Estonia[1], France[5], Germany[4], Greece[2], Honduras[1], Hong Kong[3], Indonesia[11], Ireland[1], Italy[18], Japan[2], Jordan[1], Kazakhstan[1], Libya[4], Oman[1], Peru[1], Poland[8], Portugal[1], Russian Federation[20], Saudi Arabia[18], Singapore[1], Slovakia[2], South Korea[6], Spain[47], Switzerland[1], Taiwan[1], Thailand[1], Tunisia[1], Turkey[6], Ukraine[1], United Arab Emirates[1], United Kingdom[75], Vietnam[9], Worldwide[22]

Having taught in Thailand for half of the past 25 years or so, I am a big fan of Asia as a place to teach. China and South Korea offer the most opportunities for teachers. Don't discount places such as Thailand or Myanmar either. Japan and Hong Kong are tough nuts to crack though. As always, if you want to teach, I encourage you to 'fish where the fishing is good' (Go where the jobs are!) even if it is not your preferred choice, and you will do well. You can always change location later.

The Key to Finding a Good Teaching Job!

The key to finding a position quickly is to be flexible. If you are new to teaching, be ready to accept a teaching post in a country even if it is not your first choice. Once you have experience, you can be more selective. The main thing is to build experience.

Below are some of the thousands of current jobs. These are from one source. There are many such sources. When you register for our TESOL course, we will show you where to find teaching positions:

Here are the latest teaching jobs from around the world as of July 15, 2013. This represents only a small portion of all the jobs out there.

Current Database Status (country/jobs):
Australia[1], Azerbaijan[2], Belgium[1], Brazil[1], Cambodia[1], Chile[1], China[52], Czech Republic[3], Estonia[1], France[4], Germany[1], Honduras[1], Hong Kong[3], Indonesia[9], Ireland[1], Italy[23], Japan[1], Jordan[1], Kazakhstan[4], Kyrgyzstan[1], Libya[3], Mexico[2], Oman[3], Peru[1], Poland[5], Portugal[1], Russian Federation[19], Saudi Arabia[19], Singapore[2], Slovakia[1], South Korea[6], Spain[47], Sudan[1], Taiwan[1], Thailand[4], Tunisia[1], Turkey[9], Ukraine[2], United Kingdom[104], Vietnam[6], Worldwide[24]

Wherever you want to go, teaching jobs are likely available but it is harder to get hired in some places. Western Europe is a tough nut to crack. Eastern Europe has many opportunities as does South America. Still atop the list of areas that desperately need a huge number of English teachers is Asia.  It is tougher to get a teaching job in Hong Kong and Japan but South Korea, Thailand, China and Indonesia offer many opportunities. Be flexible and prepared to go where the jobs are to gain experience.

All it takes is a degree and a TESOL certificate . Most schools will even reimburse your airfare!

New Teaching Jobs as of July 8, 2013

Want to travel, see some more of the world...and get paid at the same time? Consider spending a year or two teaching overseas where jobs are plentiful. Remember... teachers get more holidays than almost everyone else and that gives you time to explore the country in which you are teaching.

Below are some of the thousands of current jobs. These are from one source. There are many such sources. When you register for our TESOL course, we will show you where to find teaching positions in many countries:

Here are the latest teaching jobs from around the world as of July 8, 2013. Bear in mind that this represents only a small portion of all the jobs out there.

Current Database Status (country/jobs):

 

Azerbaijan[1], Belgium[1], Bulgaria[2], Cambodia[1], Chile[2], China[51], Czech Republic[3], Estonia[2], France[3], Germany[1], Greece[3], Honduras[1], Hong Kong[4], Indonesia[6], Ireland[2], Italy[19], Japan[1], Kazakhstan[4], Kyrgyzstan[1], Latvia[1], Libya[1], Malaysia[1], Mexico[2], Oman[1], Poland[3], Portugal[1], Russian Federation[16], Saudi Arabia[20], Singapore[2], Slovakia[2], South Korea[5], Spain[41], Sudan[1], Taiwan[1], Thailand[5], Tunisia[1], Turkey[9], Ukraine[2], United Kingdom[115], United States[2], Vietnam[7], Worldwide[25]

Wherever you want to go, teaching jobs are likely available but it is harder to get hired in some places. Western Europe is a tough nut to crack. Eastern Europe has many opportunities as does South America. Still atop the list of areas that desperately need a huge number of English teachers is Asia.  It is tougher to get a teaching job in Hong Kong and Japan but South Korea, Thailand, China and Indonesia offer many opportunities. Be flexible and prepared to go where the jobs are to gain experience.

All it takes is a degree and a TESOL certificate. Most schools will even reimburse your airfare! WAIT! No degree? Contact us through our web site! We can help you!

There couldn't be a better time to get started than right now! You could be teaching in one of these countries within a few weeks. Some of our students are hired even before they complete their TESOL course and we are delighted to forward their certificate to their new school!

Go to our web site and get started today on a course that will change your life very quickly! Jobs are tough to get at home. Not so overseas. All you need is a willingness to accept other cultures, a degree in any discipline and our TESOL certificate.  Then you’ll be ready to start the New Year off with a new career!

Click on the above link to start on a whole new adventure and life experience!